Top 3 phrases that’ll create sexual tension
- "Make me",
- "oh really",
- "is that so"
"What’s in it for me?"
my favorite college experience is when i had a 7am class and the kid next to me literally poured a monster energy drink into his coffee said “i’m going to die” and drank the whole thing
ALL THE AWARDS
I ACTUALLY STARTED CRYING AT THE EVIL TWIN ALFONSO PART JESUS FUCKING CHRIST
Bitch, dont you “previously on…” me. I have been watching this show for 5 hours. I know what happened.